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[undermanage]

It's not bad to have vices?
Don't you have a couple?

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[ the answer is incredible levels of self-harm, but, ]

im literally a professional athlete. i cant afford to have any of those

[undermanage]

[ don't do that ]

Not even something minor?
Like... eating sweets at night......

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i have this thing called "self control", have you heard of it? do you exercise it yourself, on occasion?

[undermanage]

I mean considering I don't drink for long periods of time
Yes??

Are you single?

[ ???? ]

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and yet you drink in the end. thats not what self control is

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im an up and coming celebrity, what makes you think i would answer that question without making you sign an nda first

[undermanage]

I'm not that type of manager.

[ The ones who just sell information about their talents to random people... those weirdos. Mei is, actually, not that bad of a guy when it comes to work! ]

I'm just trying to figure out how someone like you relives their stress.

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mindfulness and the fact that my job is to run around and kick ball hard
i think the stress works itself out naturally given the circumstances...

[ also, grievous self-harm, but he is not going to talk about that! ]

what, are you looking for tips or trying to figure out how i tick

[undermanage]

[ kick ball hard got me ctfu he's german ]

Not how you tick, I guess?
Managers help at least lessen the burden of the stressors their talents have.
I got work on the brain since it's rare that I'm ever off the clock, you know
Just making sure that you're taking care of yourself, being taken care of, etc.

[ Wow, it's almost as if he should get paid for this. ]

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[ oh mein gott zees is ein stadion full of kickballen ]

?
you want to think about all of that about me and not even be employed to do so? -_-
if youre going to wonder either way then you may as well. just saying

[undermanage]

Am I really gonna have to take a job offer to just show a little care?
I mean at this point my hands are tied.

[ lil schnitzel boy needs people to be paying people to ask if he's okay apparently ]

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[ honestly, his preferred outcome is that nobody ever asks him if he's okay, so this is not exactly going as planned for him... ]

yeah, those are my terms and conditions
if you arent willing to accept them then dont think of me ever again -_-

[undermanage]

Send the paperwork via e-mail.
I'll at least look it over...

[ HE'S NOT GOING TO JUST BE LIKE

YES I WILL WORK FOR YOU OVER TEXT..... ]

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okay... how much do you want to get paid every year, then
and for how many hours every week
ill figure something out

[ a "how much could a banana cost??" moment may or may not be incoming. ]

[undermanage]

Is this how you you went about hiring your other manager???

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idk i wasnt involved in that at all
if you dont answer then im going to assume youre willing to work at minimum wage for 60 hours a week so hurry up!

[undermanage]

HELLO?
Do you want me to die? You'll kill me with those kind of hours every week!?
I'll work overtime but you gotta follow the law and have me do 40 hours?!??!

AND THE AVERAGE STARTING PAY FOR HOURLY IS AT LEAST 5,000

[ yen ]

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thats literally why i asked you how much you want to work and for how long.

also i think you mean weekly??

[undermanage]

Well I thought that you would at least give me something reasonable and not hard labor that goes against the law.

Hourly.

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that just cant be right. you dont make over ten million euros a year thats fucking crazy

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wait...

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good thing for you that im really fucking smart and worldly and remembered that in japan they add a bunch of extra zeros onto the currency

[ he's kidding, by the way. ]

yeah whatever thats fine. i guess.