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[ some blue lock characters are literally just a guy, it just so happens that michael kaiser... has the lore of all time 😔 ]

?
see, youre fine
you still want random people to eat more than you want to eat yourself
and you accused me of being a feeder, are you proud of yourself for that? [ he's teasing. mostly. ]

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[ his gatsby lore.

had to google and this is where i confirm he’s german and favorITE SONG IS DESPERADO??? ]

Don’t try to reverse uno card me.
I’m sure if I was desperate enough you’d do something crazy like have me FaceTime you when I eat so you can see the tears of joy well up in my eyes in real time.

And if not that’s your fault for just giving off the vibe.

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[ realism < symbolism always 😔 ]

????
youre being weirdly aggressive about this, is this a pride thing?
im not sure a man of your big age should feel proud of yourself for indirectly admitting youve been judging the fuck out of me. and for what?

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????
I’m being aggressive??

I mean I can straight up admit that I’m not a good guy, if that’s what you want.

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consider this situation: somebody started openly trying to get pity purchases out of you, asks you if this is your kink even though you havent agreed to a single thing, and then says "it's your fault for giving off the vibe"
you really dont think conversational stream takes some aggressive assumptions to make it this far?

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This all started with you wanting to stress me out, yeah?

Anyway. It’s not a pride thing. I really wasn’t trying to be all that serious.

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you passed so i wasnt really trying
if i wanted to stress you out i wouldve pointed out youre crazy af for saying all this to a sweet innocent pure 19yo who donates to charity earlier

[ <-- guy who wants to antagonize older men on principle 💙 ]

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And imagine if this crazy guy considered your offer earlier about being you manager.

It’d be even more devastating that an innocent boy like you would be working with someone soooooo devious.

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thats just how the world works
older men always want something devious and disgusting from those who are younger

[ jk? or not??? this is some kind of rorschach test, maybe. ]

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[ <— Guy who gave a handjob to someone 12 years younger than him ]

You’ve got a lot of wisdom for someone your age.
But that’s a good thing.

At the same time make sure your current manager, if you have one, isn’t robbing you without doing their actual job!
You’ve got kids to feed.

[ THE CHARITIES!!! ]

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[ damn wtf, all kaiser got from a man 12 years older than him was a bunch of new mental disorders. where was his handjob?! ]

is it? wisdom often comes from experience, you know...

and dont phrase it like that

[ he hasn't "got kids". there are just kids, and maybe kaiser will help feed them. maybe! ]

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[ what do you mean? he got one? (gaslighting)

or idk we can squeeze it somewhere between battle royale soccer and singing desperado ]

Don’t hint at something unless you want to spill it all. On top of being a bad adult, I’m also nosy.

Lolllllll
teasing you is pretty fun, it’s cute.

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[ kaiser is too damaged to be gaslit like that, because he doesn't like white liquids (real and canon) so he would remember the fundamental disgust of getting a handjob. he's got mental illness canceling out mental illness (definitely how it works) ]

you wouldnt believe my damage even if i told you so im keeping it to myself

and of course its fun. its not often that people get the chance to tease something this beautiful, talented, full of promise, etc. treasure the memory, it might be one of the best you ever have

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[ i feel like i’m being gaslit because idk him not liking white liquids sounds canon ]

Unless you give me some kind of anime main character background story, I’m inclined to believe it.
But seriously, don’t tell me.

[ It’s not that he wouldn’t listen, it’d just be weird. Please don’t trauma dump on him he’s on break. ]

Right, right, one day when this old man is telling stories I’ll be sure to mention a kind kid who did lots of charity work.
Thank you soooo much I’m soooooo honored. One day I’ll have to buy you a soda or something as a token of my appreciation.

[ Don’t ask why a soda in particular he’s just stupid. ]

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[ i quite literally wish they didn't do this but i have to live with it. ]

i told you im keeping it to myself -_-

going from begging me for scraps to offering to buy me a soda is crazy work
im not going to hold my breath for it, though
in the first place, i dont want shit from a grown ass man who passes out into a bush and stays there all night

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[ oh we need him medicated ]

It’s only happened like three times? I think.
I’m getting better at finding myself at my porch.

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[ he could be one mood stabilizer away from greatness... ]

wow! im so impressed! good for you!
are you proud of yourself.

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Ask me after I’ve quit drinking for good.
Until then the answer is no.

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then quit

[ it's that easy! ]

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[ Alcoholism... ]

I'm gonna try but no promises.

Are you going to be busy this week?

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[ sounds like an excuse of a weakling to him :/ ]

in a relative sense, no
im as busy as i always am

[ 4ish full days of training, a game at some point... he's always got a full schedule. maybe he should get a manager? ]

why
are you going to beg me to take you out for a meal and pay for it

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[ It definitely is a skill issue. ]

No.
I have some shame.

Aren't you on tv sometimes? I don't pay attention to sports.

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sometimes

[ probably at least once a week except during the off season, but who's counting! kaiser doesn't really care either way. ]

again, why...

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I'm trying to figure out what to watch on my day off.

If I stay busy, I won't go out and mess around.

[ This will never happen.

He's gonna get sloppy drunk and end up on the news, dead in a ditch. ]

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you dont want to watch me if you arent somebody who pays attention to sports
you wont even get whats happening most of the time

why dont you watch a movie or tv show instead...