because its fucking annoying when people who last played football in the fucking grimsby sunday league a few years ago watch a pro game and think shit like "they arent even playing that fast" "why didnt he pass" "why didnt that goal count" "i could do this too if i had kept at it"
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It’s only happened like three times? I think.
I’m getting better at finding myself at my porch.
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wow! im so impressed! good for you!
are you proud of yourself.
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Until then the answer is no.
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[ it's that easy! ]
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I'm gonna try but no promises.
Are you going to be busy this week?
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in a relative sense, no
im as busy as i always am
[ 4ish full days of training, a game at some point... he's always got a full schedule. maybe he should get a manager? ]
why
are you going to beg me to take you out for a meal and pay for it
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No.
I have some shame.
Aren't you on tv sometimes? I don't pay attention to sports.
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[ probably at least once a week except during the off season, but who's counting! kaiser doesn't really care either way. ]
again, why...
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If I stay busy, I won't go out and mess around.
[ This will never happen.
He's gonna get sloppy drunk and end up on the news, dead in a ditch. ]
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you wont even get whats happening most of the time
why dont you watch a movie or tv show instead...
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Plus I played soccer back in high school!
[ Like during lunch. He was just having a fun ol' time. ]
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same principle
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Strange how you’re suddenly the aggressive one here.
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These are some wild assumptions, to be honest.
I’m not going to critic pros in sports when I’m literally just a talent manager.
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You won’t see it until after your game but
At least you’ll know I’m not trying to be an asshole?
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just because youve lowered your standards doesnt mean the rest of us have
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I was just drunk.
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getting that drunk in the first place is the proof of it
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Don't you have a couple?
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im literally a professional athlete. i cant afford to have any of those
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Not even something minor?
Like... eating sweets at night......
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