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[ i feel like i’m being gaslit because idk him not liking white liquids sounds canon ]

Unless you give me some kind of anime main character background story, I’m inclined to believe it.
But seriously, don’t tell me.

[ It’s not that he wouldn’t listen, it’d just be weird. Please don’t trauma dump on him he’s on break. ]

Right, right, one day when this old man is telling stories I’ll be sure to mention a kind kid who did lots of charity work.
Thank you soooo much I’m soooooo honored. One day I’ll have to buy you a soda or something as a token of my appreciation.

[ Don’t ask why a soda in particular he’s just stupid. ]

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[ i quite literally wish they didn't do this but i have to live with it. ]

i told you im keeping it to myself -_-

going from begging me for scraps to offering to buy me a soda is crazy work
im not going to hold my breath for it, though
in the first place, i dont want shit from a grown ass man who passes out into a bush and stays there all night

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[ oh we need him medicated ]

It’s only happened like three times? I think.
I’m getting better at finding myself at my porch.

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[ he could be one mood stabilizer away from greatness... ]

wow! im so impressed! good for you!
are you proud of yourself.

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Ask me after I’ve quit drinking for good.
Until then the answer is no.

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then quit

[ it's that easy! ]

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[ Alcoholism... ]

I'm gonna try but no promises.

Are you going to be busy this week?

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[ sounds like an excuse of a weakling to him :/ ]

in a relative sense, no
im as busy as i always am

[ 4ish full days of training, a game at some point... he's always got a full schedule. maybe he should get a manager? ]

why
are you going to beg me to take you out for a meal and pay for it

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[ It definitely is a skill issue. ]

No.
I have some shame.

Aren't you on tv sometimes? I don't pay attention to sports.

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sometimes

[ probably at least once a week except during the off season, but who's counting! kaiser doesn't really care either way. ]

again, why...

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I'm trying to figure out what to watch on my day off.

If I stay busy, I won't go out and mess around.

[ This will never happen.

He's gonna get sloppy drunk and end up on the news, dead in a ditch. ]

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you dont want to watch me if you arent somebody who pays attention to sports
you wont even get whats happening most of the time

why dont you watch a movie or tv show instead...

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If I try something new, I won't be tempted by something old.

Plus I played soccer back in high school!

[ Like during lunch. He was just having a fun ol' time. ]

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uh huh. i bet you played the recorder in school too but you wouldnt want to go listen to the orchestra, would you?
same principle

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Why can’t I just watch a soccer game??
Strange how you’re suddenly the aggressive one here.

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because its fucking annoying when people who last played football in the fucking grimsby sunday league a few years ago watch a pro game and think shit like "they arent even playing that fast" "why didnt he pass" "why didnt that goal count" "i could do this too if i had kept at it"

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… Is this a pride thing?
These are some wild assumptions, to be honest.

I’m not going to critic pros in sports when I’m literally just a talent manager.

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im among the best in the world of my age group and people say those things to me. why shouldnt it be a pride thing?

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Well if you want I can text you live commentary just to prove you wrong.

You won’t see it until after your game but
At least you’ll know I’m not trying to be an asshole?

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i dont need that but you can do it if it gives you a reason to watch properly instead of falling asleep in another bush

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You’re never going to let that go huh?

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again: why should i
just because youve lowered your standards doesnt mean the rest of us have

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I didn’t lower my standards?
I was just drunk.

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because you have low standards
getting that drunk in the first place is the proof of it

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It's not bad to have vices?
Don't you have a couple?